Suglindab Gubrillzim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil jellyfish.

Suglindab Gubrillzim created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Suglindab Gubrillzim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Suglindab Gubrillzim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Suglindab Gubrillzim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Suglindab Gubrillzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Suglindab Gubrillzim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing blue shirts.

3. Never hop in the presence of geese.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Suglindab Gubrillzim in the centre of the settlement.