Vanfob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Vanfob created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanfob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vanfob, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vanfob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near birds.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Run away if five shrews approach from the west.

5. Never look at comets.