Rapbetten is a god.

She takes the form of a large, competent jellyfish.

Rapbetten created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbetten, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapbetten, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rapbetten's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rapbetten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. You must love Rapbetten.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.