Hudkanzed is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless naga.

Hudkanzed created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkanzed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudkanzed, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudkanzed's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hudkanzed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Hudkanzed's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.