Popsuggess is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless capybara.

Popsuggess created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsuggess, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Popsuggess, he will make you grow a tail.

Popsuggess' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Popsuggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popsuggess.

5. Respect your elders.