Gemmigpop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident cobra.

Gemmigpop created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Gemmigpop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemmigpop, she will not invite you to parties.

Gemmigpop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gemmigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan coats.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Run away from orange snails, for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.