Gubtabsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous hedgehog.

Gubtabsak created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubtabsak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gubtabsak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gubtabsak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gubtabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to squirrels while wearing coats.

2. You must love Gubtabsak.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing indigo rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.