Dogtadweg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable crane.

Dogtadweg created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtadweg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogtadweg, she will be very unhappy.

Dogtadweg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dogtadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Always stare at clouds.