Xensitnak Fidfitmab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish goblin.

Xensitnak Fidfitmab created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xensitnak Fidfitmab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xensitnak Fidfitmab, she will not care at all.

Xensitnak Fidfitmab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Xensitnak Fidfitmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from mauve birds, for they are unholy.