Honpanrig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent hummingbird.

Honpanrig created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honpanrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honpanrig, it will manifest in front of you.

Honpanrig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Honpanrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo dresses.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.