Waplikbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective crane.

Waplikbom created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Waplikbom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Waplikbom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Waplikbom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Waplikbom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Waplikbom five times a day.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Fast once a month.