Leglitgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable guinea pig.

Leglitgun created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Leglitgun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Leglitgun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Leglitgun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Leglitgun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Leglitgun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing green stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.