Yogsangil is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humorless dragonfly.

Yogsangil created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsangil, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogsangil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yogsangil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yogsangil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill monkeys.