Jipmumgad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Jipmumgad created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipmumgad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipmumgad, she will think nothing of it.

Jipmumgad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jipmumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Jipmumgad on top of important buildings.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Run away if four doves approach from the south.