Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy wyrm.

Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetlistpig Tadlagsas Onthudxin.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.