Baphakrat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident hedgehog.

Baphakrat created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Baphakrat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Baphakrat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Baphakrat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Baphakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Baphakrat's priests.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always help sick otters.