Sin Kenladpit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish beaver.

Sin Kenladpit created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sin Kenladpit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sin Kenladpit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sin Kenladpit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sin Kenladpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve ear rings.

2. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. You must pray to Sin Kenladpit eight times a day.