Vig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful naga.

Vig created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Vig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vig, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Do not kill moths.