Stikaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, quiet faun.

Stikaf created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikaf, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stikaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stikaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to goats while wearing brown boots.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Stikaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always obey Stikaf's priests.