Milmindob is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish wren.

Milmindob created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Milmindob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milmindob, he will turn you into a sheep.

Milmindob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Milmindob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milmindob.