Xingudwee is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless goblin.

Xingudwee created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Xingudwee, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xingudwee, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xingudwee's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xingudwee's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Put Xingudwee first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.