Dubfonhon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Dubfonhon created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfonhon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubfonhon, it will turn you into a dog.

Dubfonhon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dubfonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Respect your elders.