Gepfiggep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent coyote.

Gepfiggep created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfiggep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepfiggep, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gepfiggep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gepfiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing green shoes and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.