Quimspagbed is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful ferret.

Quimspagbed created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quimspagbed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimspagbed, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quimspagbed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quimspagbed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never wear skirts.