Yat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody dragon.

Yat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. You must never eat limes.