Fenvindog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic toad.

Fenvindog created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenvindog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenvindog, she will make you grow a tail.

Fenvindog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fenvindog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fenvindog on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed spinach to snakes while wearing orange rings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about bacteria.