Nilvigdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing jackal.

Nilvigdiss created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilvigdiss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nilvigdiss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nilvigdiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nilvigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not take Nilvigdiss' name in vain.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.