Vinnurtnattofbusrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful snail.

Vinnurtnattofbusrip created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinnurtnattofbusrip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinnurtnattofbusrip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vinnurtnattofbusrip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vinnurtnattofbusrip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown gulls for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear blue.