Xendubtiggun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering bird.

Xendubtiggun created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xendubtiggun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xendubtiggun, he will turn you into a snail.

Xendubtiggun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xendubtiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of moths.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.