Legbetpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow sheep.

Legbetpid created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbetpid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legbetpid, he will think nothing of it.

Legbetpid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Legbetpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Legbetpid first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.