Begdosscar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, confident hydra.

Begdosscar created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begdosscar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Begdosscar, she will be mildly annoyed.

Begdosscar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Begdosscar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.