Cebcennelwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless wyrm.

Cebcennelwon created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebcennelwon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebcennelwon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cebcennelwon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cebcennelwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing mauve corsets and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention ducks.