Kargomnat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent mouse.

Kargomnat created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kargomnat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kargomnat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kargomnat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kargomnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.