Dadnellarp Rapsawcut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm hamster.

Dadnellarp Rapsawcut created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnellarp Rapsawcut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadnellarp Rapsawcut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dadnellarp Rapsawcut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dadnellarp Rapsawcut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about spacetime near ants while wearing orange skirts.