Gilbutflis is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering dugong.

Gilbutflis created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilbutflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gilbutflis, he will cry a lot.

Gilbutflis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gilbutflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gilbutflis on top of all buildings.