Komwigpog Nillnakyat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable skunk.

Komwigpog Nillnakyat created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komwigpog Nillnakyat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komwigpog Nillnakyat, he will ignore you.

Komwigpog Nillnakyat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Komwigpog Nillnakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to great tits while wearing black boots.