Bugjanfumquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced wren.

Bugjanfumquag created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugjanfumquag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bugjanfumquag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bugjanfumquag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bugjanfumquag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Learn six new languages a year.