Dagfebmin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome jackal.

Dagfebmin created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagfebmin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dagfebmin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dagfebmin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dagfebmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.