Labtapquimmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic warg.

Labtapquimmis created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labtapquimmis, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Labtapquimmis, she will have a low opinion of you.

Labtapquimmis' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Labtapquimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.