Nultalkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy tapir.

Nultalkik created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nultalkik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nultalkik, he will manifest in front of you.

Nultalkik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nultalkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Nultalkik in the centre of the settlement.