Migpagart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain jellyfish.

Migpagart created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migpagart, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migpagart, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Migpagart's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Migpagart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Migpagart loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Migpagart's priests.