Bagfotflap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic camel.

Bagfotflap created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Bagfotflap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagfotflap, she will turn you into a mole.

Bagfotflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bagfotflap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.