Limnarlat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic whale.

Limnarlat created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limnarlat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limnarlat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Limnarlat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Limnarlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Limnarlat's name in vain.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limnarlat.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.