Pangcapbem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid raccoon.

Pangcapbem created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcapbem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pangcapbem, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pangcapbem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pangcapbem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pangcapbem.

2. Always obey Pangcapbem's priests.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.