Vilgaryat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, compassionate elephant.

Vilgaryat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilgaryat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vilgaryat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vilgaryat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vilgaryat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Vilgaryat.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.