Henbanyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring hippopotamus.

Henbanyarp created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbanyarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Henbanyarp, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henbanyarp's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Henbanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Run away if five rats approach from the west.

5. Never eat bananas.