Bogkinfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered coyote.

Bogkinfoss created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkinfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogkinfoss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogkinfoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bogkinfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to capybaras while wearing trousers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Bogkinfoss loves otters, so they must be respected.