Ripmutmut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful hedgehog.

Ripmutmut created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripmutmut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripmutmut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ripmutmut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ripmutmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing pink trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.