Dudyarpgam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient jellyfish.

Dudyarpgam created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyarpgam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudyarpgam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dudyarpgam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dudyarpgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never bounce near dolphins.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.