Fodsinvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable snail.

Fodsinvag created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodsinvag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fodsinvag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fodsinvag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fodsinvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing purple stockings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not commit murder.